Johnson
Felch
Dong
Annis
The lived in
Ironwood, MN
Butztown, PA
Long Dong, China
Cockland, OH
They shopped for
ReJoyn
Crack Cream
Anusol
Femstat
Average names
Normal places to live
Typical products
Definitely not funny
Complex poems that harken back to a time that we somehow remember as better than now. Also, we like to use the word "harken" because it seems very poetic in a classical way.
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Johnson Felch Dong Annis The lived in Ironwood, MN Butztown, PA Long Dong, China Cockland, OH They shopped for ReJoyn Crack Cream Anusol Femstat Average names Normal places to live Typical products Definitely not funny
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Bending over
That's the goal Dropping items Exposing glorie's hole Maybe a golf ball Could be my keys When they're watching I give them a tease I'm not really a klutz I just act as such I shake it and I wiggle Oh how they all giggle No need for Depends Or ribbed Trojan Enz 'Cause this game that I play Keeps all people away Phil was a follower of the Buddha
Who lived only on edam and goudha One day with a start He ripped a great fart That contained much more air than it shoulda. Oh you mottled wheel Of musky veinage. How your crumbleness Livens my senses! In sauce for pasta, Perfects my burger, Chicken gets cordon, Risotto savored. Poured over salad, On crackers with wine, The morning after Is your most devine. Ingestion, my dear: All well good and fine. But the Dutch Oven Is when you best shine. Ephemeral I,
Present once But now have passed, Departed dearly. Wherever I am I know myself. Senses alive Smelling, tasting, yearning. Where I have been Who is to know? And without knowing Whence immortality? I must, therefore, Provide that whiff Ever so subtle Of my essence So what remains After my passing, Scarcely a wafer: A biscuit of air. There once was a man from Glasgow,
He had a huge growth on his elbow, It moved to his knee, He felt he should pee, He couldn't and now he is yellow. I love loving to love love.
Loving to love love is lovely. Loving ardor is lovelier than liking like because loving is harder than liking. Liking to like like is still grand, I just really love loving to love love. I don't hate hating to hate hate, that is not lovely. If you love to love love, I love you! |