Complex poems that harken back to a time that we somehow remember as better than now. Also, we like to use the word "harken" because it seems very poetic in a classical way.
Phil was a follower of the Buddha Who lived only on edam and goudha One day with a start He ripped a great fart That contained much more air than it shoulda.
There aren't enough poems about cheese. Sure there are plenty of poems about love, death, fear, longing, etc. Boring. I want cheese, flatulence, constipation, painful rectal itch, and cow tipping. Please. I need it.
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Lucie Doodie
7/30/2012 04:54:49 pm
I enjoy how this poem not only captures the dietary habits of this young follower, but his need for just a little bit of fiber. That lad must have at least 8 days worth of edam and gouda waiting to explode.