Assad --> Asswad
Assange --> Ass Anger
Ahmadinejad --> Imadookywad
Pres. George Bush Sr. --> Bush
Pres. George Bush Jr. --> Shrub
Assange --> Ass Anger
Ahmadinejad --> Imadookywad
Pres. George Bush Sr. --> Bush
Pres. George Bush Jr. --> Shrub
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Assad --> Asswad
Assange --> Ass Anger Ahmadinejad --> Imadookywad Pres. George Bush Sr. --> Bush Pres. George Bush Jr. --> Shrub
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I gave up my high-paying executive position
With the corner office and high potential So that we could be together and make a life. And then you left me for your old boyfriend Who had just returned to town unemployed Seeking solace in his parents basement. You think I'd be bitter and spend my days Ranting and raving at your infidelity Followed by bar binges and sleepness nights. But no, I almost never think of you Except for rare times like this morning When I was having my daily poo. IdreamofspaceanastronautIflyingaroundwithmy
littlerobotIliketothinkI'llbeabletodrinkbutsipping tangmaybeharderthanIthinkI'minthevoid withmypartnerthedroidwe'reonthebrinkandits startingtostinkheletonegonowtwoinarowaredneck botthatusesthepotmyhillbillymachineisturningme greenhesruinedthisplaceouthereinouterspace |