Assad --> Asswad
Assange --> Ass Anger
Ahmadinejad --> Imadookywad
Pres. George Bush Sr. --> Bush
Pres. George Bush Jr. --> Shrub

I gave up my high-paying executive position
With the corner office and high potential
So that we could be together and make a life.
And then you left me for your old boyfriend
Who had just returned to town unemployed
Seeking solace in his parents basement.
You think I'd be bitter and spend my days
Ranting and raving at your infidelity
Followed by bar binges and sleepness nights.
But no, I almost never think of you
Except for rare times like this morning
When I was having my daily poo.

IdreamofspaceanastronautIflyingaroundwithmy
littlerobotIliketothinkI'llbeabletodrinkbutsipping
tangmaybeharderthanIthinkI'minthevoid
withmypartnerthedroidwe'reonthebrinkandits
startingtostinkheletonegonowtwoinarowaredneck
botthatusesthepotmyhillbillymachineisturningme
greenhesruinedthisplaceouthereinouterspace