That's the goal
Dropping items
Exposing glorie's hole
Maybe a golf ball
Could be my keys
When they're watching
I give them a tease
I'm not really a klutz
I just act as such
I shake it and I wiggle
Oh how they all giggle
No need for Depends
Or ribbed Trojan Enz
'Cause this game that I play
Keeps all people away