It is a beautiful day for a drive
The sky is bright, the winds are calm
Life is great. It couldn't be better
I'm happy to be alive.
Uh oh... 3
I look around, nervous
Where can it be?
I need a toilet
And we're not talking about pee
Oh God... 2
In the distance I see a Walmart
I accelerate the car, "Hurry please hurry" I scream
I skid into the parking lot and race to the front door
Forced to crab-walk now, gurgling uncontrollably
Please no... 1
There's the restroom. I pray I can make it
Dodging school kids and handicapped carts
I fling open the door and rush to the single stall
Dear God in Heaven, it is being used
Utter despair... 0
The sky is bright, the winds are calm
Life is great. It couldn't be better
I'm happy to be alive.
Uh oh... 3
I look around, nervous
Where can it be?
I need a toilet
And we're not talking about pee
Oh God... 2
In the distance I see a Walmart
I accelerate the car, "Hurry please hurry" I scream
I skid into the parking lot and race to the front door
Forced to crab-walk now, gurgling uncontrollably
Please no... 1
There's the restroom. I pray I can make it
Dodging school kids and handicapped carts
I fling open the door and rush to the single stall
Dear God in Heaven, it is being used
Utter despair... 0
