What? Are you expecting snow?
Anybody else notice the disaster that has struck the women's beach volleyball competition at the London Olympics? Apparently it has been cold (and I assume rainy) in London recently. Nothing new there. However this has forced many of the competitors to resort to wearing what amounts to full body wet suits (with some strange 80s-like combination of bikini tops and/or bottoms). If this becomes a trend, it will undoubtedly be devistating to beach volleyball.
The editorial staff at Advanced Poetry are fans of this sport. We're not just perverted guys who like to ogle at hot women in bikinis. In fact, we've never even noticed that part of the game. We just like the strategy and the competition. Heck, we wouldn't even notice if Roseanne Barr was out there playing in a bikini if she was a good volleyball player. We honestly wouldn't throw up all over the place and quickly turn the station. We also wouldn't immediately throw the TV out into the yard and burn it. None of that would happen.
The editorial staff at Advanced Poetry are fans of this sport. We're not just perverted guys who like to ogle at hot women in bikinis. In fact, we've never even noticed that part of the game. We just like the strategy and the competition. Heck, we wouldn't even notice if Roseanne Barr was out there playing in a bikini if she was a good volleyball player. We honestly wouldn't throw up all over the place and quickly turn the station. We also wouldn't immediately throw the TV out into the yard and burn it. None of that would happen.
Now that's more like it!
Our concern is how these new jump suits restrict the movement of the athelets. Look at the picture above. That poor chic is clearly struggling to get off the ground to strike the ball. There is no way this shot is going to get returned. Whereas the hot broad pictured to the right is much freer to dive, move, and undulate to get to the ball. Clearly this shot is going to be returned for a score.
Just to reiterate, our editorial staff is not trying to be sexist. We respect the atheletic abilities of these hot babes. We just want them to be free to compete without being restricted by what amounts to a full body cast. Let's fix this now before it ruins the sport.
Just to reiterate, our editorial staff is not trying to be sexist. We respect the atheletic abilities of these hot babes. We just want them to be free to compete without being restricted by what amounts to a full body cast. Let's fix this now before it ruins the sport.
