The editorial staff at Advanced Poetry are fans of this sport. We're not just perverted guys who like to ogle at hot women in bikinis. In fact, we've never even noticed that part of the game. We just like the strategy and the competition. Heck, we wouldn't even notice if Roseanne Barr was out there playing in a bikini if she was a good volleyball player. We honestly wouldn't throw up all over the place and quickly turn the station. We also wouldn't immediately throw the TV out into the yard and burn it. None of that would happen.
Just to reiterate, our editorial staff is not trying to be sexist. We respect the atheletic abilities of these hot babes. We just want them to be free to compete without being restricted by what amounts to a full body cast. Let's fix this now before it ruins the sport.