Lunch

8/10/2012

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There once was a man from Korea,
He had really bad diarrhea.
When he started to poop
It was chocolate corn soup,
But no way would I use it to feed ya.
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Oops

7/29/2012

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Phil was a follower of the Buddha
Who lived only on edam and goudha
One day with a start
He ripped a great fart
That contained much more air than it shoulda.
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Alas

7/25/2012

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There once was a man from Glasgow,
He had a huge growth on his elbow,
It moved to his knee,
He felt he should pee,
He couldn't and now he is yellow.
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